I recently heard about a new trend of gyms for men on the other side of the baby boom. These gyms do not have mirrors, cardio machines or scales. There are a few members of my local gym who ought to move over.
Real Live Members:
1) 3 piece suit man...yes this guy works out sporting a tie,vest and jacket.
2) eskimo sailor man...this bearded chap fancies nautical striped shirts and cardigans...there something Jack London about him.
3) drummer runner...he plays air drums with real sticks while on the treadmill.
4) super schlong man... this guy showers with the curtain open talking to everyone who passes by...I have to admit he could make Iggy Pop sweat.
5) and his side kick mini trump...he makes unconvincing cell phone calls in the locker room berating his dial tone secretary about her fuck ups.
this duo probably jointly own a 10'x10' cellar store room, but to hear them talk the might as well be the heir apparent to the Donald.
Kaintock
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